why are they still pushing that god awful raven and erik subplot when they have two actors who are very gay for each other and totally willing to make out in the name of cinema
Marvel Sequels: No One Ever Gets a Haircut
when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
bust ya nut and off ya strut
my physics teacher told us a joke today
three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?
They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter
A CIGARETTE LIGHTER
I ACTUALLY GET IT OH MY GOD YES